In honor of the First Annual Fandom-wide Brian/Justin Cuddle Theme Day, I was forced inspired by not_yet_defined to write this.

Actually, happier_bunny asked me to.

Ny said "MAKE IT HAPPEN!!"

So, umm....yeah.

So the idea is, Brian doesn't cuddle. Cause it's lame and lesbianic.

Brian, as we all know, is full of shit.

Follow me after the cut to see just how much Brian doesn't cuddle.




Title: He's SO Onto You
Author: vl_redreign

Written cause happier_bunny asked, on a bunny from not_yet_defined, and approved by firehead30.


Brian had come so hard, he thought he was going to die. He collapsed on top of Justin, who wrapped his arms around him.

“Mmmophsfdf.”

“What?”

Brian raised his head. “I said I know what you’re up to.”

“Oh?”

“Don’t think I don't.”

“Brian, everyone does this.”

“No, everyone doesn’t.” A pause. “Maybe Mikey and the professor.”

“If you want to use me as your pillow, I swear I won’t tell.”

Brian stared. “You’d better not.”

Justin blinked. Slowly.

“You know, some people would call this cuddling.”

Brain rose up. “Okay, that’s it. Go home.”

“Brian, I live here.”

“Shit.”