Dear Pat Robertson,

You seem to be confused about the state of the world.

Or maybe you're just too. Fucking. Old.

So, my opinion, let me give you it.

1. Same sex marriage is NOT the same as polygamy. They don't want to marry several people, they only want to marry ONE.

2. Same sex marriage is NOT the same as beastiality. They don't want to fuck or marry ANIMALS, they want to fuck or marry EACH OTHER. Besides, wasn't it a STRAIGHT woman that married the dolphin??

3. Same sex marriage is NOT the same as pedophilia...why is it that you people keep bringing this up? I've never tested this theory, but I'll bet Lucius, my beloved laptop, that statistics show that the majority of pedophiles aren't homosexual, but really fucked up staright people. Gay people don't want to marry children or fuck children, they want to marry and/or fuck each other.

4. Please, for the love of the God you keep bringing up, will you stop with the Bible?!?!? You said that the Bible has moral issues with polygamy and homosexuality. Really? So, those two things should be avoided? What about slavery, misogyny, child brides...all those other parts of the Bible? Those okay for you? If you don't like it, and, obviously you don't, have the balls to say so. Stop hiding behind The Greatest Story Ever Told.

And really, it comes down to the law. What is constitutionally right. Denying people rights based on orientation is still, and always will be, WRONG. K?


No Love,
Red

ETA: Thanks flamencanyc for the heads up.