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vl_redreign
30 October 2009 @ 05:59 pm
OMG, DON'T EAT THAT!!!!!  
Pat Robertson says that witches have prayed over the world's Halloween Candy.

Teh candy is EEEEVIL.

Don't eat it, or you're going to Hell.

*eyes candybowl*

Nom nom nom.

Anybody wanna sit near me?

My god, teh wingnuts crack me up.
 
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plasticine_star: TB - Eric Good Night Tiny Humans[info]plasticine_star on October 31st, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)
*chokes on fun sized snickers*

Your icon = Win \o/
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vlredreign: Brian bwahahaha[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
Hee!! [info]qafmaniac made it for me!
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maxymama[info]maxymama on October 31st, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
Your attitude about it is awesome and cracking me up. Such a better way to react than my impotent rage.
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vlredreign: Jesus is coming surprise[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 01:25 am (UTC)
Baby, I can't get mad at people like that, they're too damned funny!!
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firehead: Brian says :P[info]firehead30 on October 31st, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
You know, I don't even ereally like candy. I am on a sugar restriced food plan.

Pass me the fucking candy. I'll sit by you.
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vlredreign: BK[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
I was just pretend eating. I haven't even bought any yet!!!

I'm not on a sugar-restricted diet, but I have cut out a lot of it.
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firehead[info]firehead30 on October 31st, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
I have a shit load of candy! All of the good stuff. Butter fingers, snickers, M&M's Netstle Crunch, Almond Joy, Reeces piece, Reeces peanut butter cuts, Fast Breaks, Milky Way, Three Musketeers....and some others I can't remember. Come on over, we can mutter in Latin over the candy.
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Minxie: QaF Brian Cracks Up Office Outtake[info]the_minx_17 on October 31st, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
Holy shit. I just spewed coke everywhere. I hope you are pleased with yourself.

*cackles more*
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vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:05 am (UTC)
*iz puleezed*

Is that not the funniest damn thing?
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Minxie[info]the_minx_17 on October 31st, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm not even going to try and pretend. It's fucking hilarious. Honestly. Demon possessed candy. But only the Halloween candy, mind. What the fuck ever. *snort*
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Bridget McKennitt[info]bridgetmkennitt on October 31st, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
I'm not going to read the link, but as I glanced at your entry on my flist, I thought it said Robert Pattinson and I was like, "What the fuck is Edward sparkly vampire saying?"
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vlredreign: Vampires don't sparkle[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
rotfl

Sparkle best not be saying shit!

I was watching Countdown when it was mentioned. I died laughing!! People are too friggin funny.
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Sidhe: SPN Dean Nom Nom Nom[info]sidhe on October 31st, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
I wonder if he's right and that's why the evol candy makes my ass so big and not calories?
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vlredreign: Justin eating spaghetti[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)
*DIES*

OMG, me too!!!!
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Sidhe: SPN Dean Sam Eat Kids 4 Breakfast[info]sidhe on October 31st, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)
Maybe the FDA will require that to be put on labels:

Calories . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0

Prayed Over By Witches . . . . . . 35
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vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:50 am (UTC)
But they'll find some way to name it so that we think it's good for us.
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Sidhe: SPN Cas Special Agent[info]sidhe on October 31st, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
It's the government. All they do is make up shit and try to tell us it's good for us. They're morons; it's what they do.

:P
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firehead[info]firehead30 on October 31st, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
ZOMG...I jsut actually read the article, out loud...to my children...who are eating candy that I bought in the Halloween section of Safeway.
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vlredreign: Heathers Corn Nuts[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
But did they stop eating the candy?

Didn't think so.
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sandid[info]sandid on October 31st, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
At least he's always consistent.

lol
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vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
I know, right??

Batshit insane, the lot of them!!!
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Celandine's Chronicle: halloween[info]celandineb on October 31st, 2009 03:24 am (UTC)
The idiocy just never stops, does it?
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vlredreign: Ted waaaah![info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 05:44 am (UTC)
Luckily for us, otherwise we'd have no one to make fun of.

I need some Craft icons. I think Nancy would scare Pat Robertson to death.
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meet george jetson...jane, his wife[info]queerasfruit on October 31st, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
There needs to be a word that basically means Kosher for Witches. I can't think of anything creative...
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vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 05:44 am (UTC)
I wouldn't have the first clue...
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alisanne: Meep![info]alisanne on October 31st, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
The fuck?
*checks the date*
It's not April first, yo. WTH?
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vlredreign: Batshit insane vaccine[info]vl_redreign on October 31st, 2009 05:46 am (UTC)
Hee! Kitty hiding!!!

I'm telling you, there's no end to teh crazy these days! Glenn Beck, Orly Taitz, Michele Bachmann...they make me laugh daily!
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qafmaniac: Halloween COUNT VON KINNEY teary[info]qafmaniac on October 31st, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha....
OMG!Stupidity will never die!!
On the other hand,who would have thought that you'd get the opportunity to use THAT icon so soon after that it was born.lol.
Ya know,you should be thankful to those idiots. *g*

I bought some M&M's this morning and ate them,so I guess I'll meet you down there.Hope you didn't forget to make the reservations the other day,so that we can sit in the first row? ;D
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Michi: B giggle[info]michira_70 on October 31st, 2009 09:29 am (UTC)
Ha, he gave me a great excuse for eating my kids candy and for having a weight problem.

"Oh, now I know why I was eating half a package of those yummy chocolate-nut thingys last night. They are EVOL!!" *giggles madly*
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Travis[info]orlith on October 31st, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
Is it just me, or does that man seem to be more wacked in the head as every year goes by?
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anaquana: lick a witch[info]anaquana on October 31st, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
Sorry, Patty me-boy...

The only praying I've been doing over candy is that I can resist the temptation of those oh-so-yummy dark chocolate M&Ms.
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sg: diva kitty[info]snapesgirl_62 on October 31st, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
Black Cat... check
witch's hat... check
cauldron...check
Latin dictionary...check
Dark Chocolate... nomnomnomnomnom....
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