So...

Remember that inspection that took me two months to get ready for?

We got our write-up for it Friday.

Unit inspections: 1 finding, small hole in the wall. Other than that, units passed.

File review: THIS IS YOUR ASS, SCREWED TO THE WALL.

Have a nice day!

Not one, NOT ONE, did that bitch not find something that she didn't like.

Example:

Unit blah blah blah-"Credit report shows student loans. Is resident a student?"

Bitch, the fucking PRESIDENT just finished paying off his student loans three years ago!!! Was he a student!?!??

Jesus!!!

Unit so and so-"Resident signed this form...not OUR NEW AND IMPROVED FORM."

*headdesk*

Okay, seriously, those are little things, but still, this is now nit-picky that bitch is. There was only one file that she ripped to shreds, and we knew she would. Ain't my fault, I wasn't there for the initial move in. But I gotta fix it, and everything else, by next month.

Woo Hoo.

Oh...did I mention that I have TWO FUCKING INSPECTIONS TOMORROW??????

I'm...I'm gonna go watch the Nazgul fuck up the Gondorians. On repeat. Then I'm gonna watch 300. Then I'm...going to bed.

And...the cardinal is visiting.

I'm thisclose to a homicidal rage. Someone needs to...I don't know, write porn or...something.

Where's that fell beast icon I used to have??