I am NOT making this shit up.

There's a 6 year old kid in Colorado trapped in a helium balloon, haul-assing through the skies RIGHT NOW.

Here's a link to the live video:

6 yr old Falcon Heene trapped in helium balloon.

God, I hope they get him down safe. The National Guard has sent a helicopter after the balloon.

ETA:

Somebody is gonna be in DEEP SHIT!!!! They got the balloon down, and THERE'S NO KID IN IT!!!!

So, my question is...WHERE IS THE KID!?!?! More later as scene develops.

ETA2: Kid was found, hiding in the attic and crying. But safe.