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21 September 2009 @ 06:09 pm

This isn't even funny anymore

So...that big inspection that I've been whinging about?

The one on Wednesday?

I got a call from the boss this evening.

The owner dude that showed up last week? the one I had less than 24 hours heads up about?

He's coming to walk the properties.

He's bringing friends.

He's coming on WEDNESDAY.

What the fuck did I do to the universe that it wants to fuck me without lube??? WHAT?????

Fuck me with a syphilitic dick.

Happy or What?:

pissed off

33 Spanks | Spank Me

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happier_bunny on September 22nd, 2009 01:33 am (UTC)

whose head do i smash?

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 01:38 am (UTC)

My boss was all..."But we have TCAC ON WEDNESDAY!!!! YO!!!!"

Hell, smash mine. I'm toast, Bunny. Seriously. This is bullshit, and even my boss says so. At least she called me after work and didn't wait til tomorrow. I think she's still all, "WTF?!?!?" lol

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happier_bunny on September 22nd, 2009 02:07 pm (UTC)

At least someone is on your side.

Let's try to find some light in the dark: Cuz of the inspection everything should be all set for the bigwig right?

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)

At one property, yeah. The other one, well...since they've wanted me to spend more time at the one having the inspection for the last month or so, the one I live at has been short-shrifted. And of course, that's the one with the long "honey do" list from when he was here last week.

*headdesk, rinse and repeat*

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the_minx_17 on September 22nd, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)

Oh, babe. Ouch. All I can offer is to be waiting with drinks and porn Wednesday night...

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)

I love it that you love me.

*curls up in your bosom*

Porn...and vodka. Yes. I swear, Wednesday night? I'm drinking. No matter what.

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the_minx_17 on September 22nd, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)

*cuddles you close*

We've been together a long time, baby.

Vodka... I can handle that. And the porn too. I can always handle liquor and porn.

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)

We have, huh?

Yes, vodka, porn, and you. Remember those sweet red shoes? lol

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the_minx_17 on September 22nd, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)

Oh, fuck. I forgot about those shoes. I can so do that before Wednesday. Heh.

And, yeah, stop and think about just how long ago TSS was. *snicker*

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)

OMG!!! We're old. *dies laughing*

I remember logging in back in the day and hitting the damn refresh button every five minutes. I was following so many WIP's then. The writers posting there, for the most part, were so good, and even the crack fic was worth reading. And you know, HP has the crackiest fic known to man. Back then, I didn't care. If it was interesting, I read it. So many super!Harry stories...sigh. I miss those days, when fandom exploded. Right after GoF, wasn't it?

And I still have all the classics bookmarked. ;-)

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the_minx_17 on September 22nd, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)

Yes, darling. We are old.

Fuck, we were all hitting refresh. And it had to be right after the GoF fever. There was a long wait between GoF and OotP. We were just trying to entertain ourselves. *looks innocent*

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)

Which we did by having Harry and Draco fuck in every available room, on every available surface, in Hogwarts.

And the RoR.

And a very lovely summer home, as I recall. ;-)

K, I gotta go read Come What May again. Been awhile. I loved the Yule ceremony, by the way, did I ever tell you that? Very spiritual.

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the_minx_17 on September 22nd, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)

That was prime entertainment, sweetheart. *snickers*

Oh, God. Come What May... the fic that spanned over a year with a state-to-state move in between. By the end of it, I hated that fic. Not so much now, but then... *pfft*

You have told me you enjoyed the Yule ceremony. Thanks, again, though. *g*

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)

I remember vividly. About 10 chapters in, IIRC.

Thank the goddess I didn't lose you!!! I didn't realize you were moving, though, but then, we weren't on LJ yet. Wow. How everything changed once we started journaling! So much easier to keep up with each other.

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)

Ugh. Um, here, have one of my semi-kinky icons to look at...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)

And another...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)

And another...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)

And another...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)

And another...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)

And another...

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)

And last, some boobies!

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)

Okay, the boobs made me giggle. lol

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)

Oh good!

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)

I love that rimming one!!!

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celandineb on September 22nd, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)

*g* I'm quite fond of it myself.

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)

I'
m trying to figure out just what I'm looking at...*cocks head the other way*

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_alicesprings on September 22nd, 2009 03:20 am (UTC)

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Red}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)

I just know he's doing this shit on purpose. He KNOWS that the big inspection is set that day.

Why no, I don't have a persecution complex. *rolls eyes*

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michira_70 on September 22nd, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC)

Just make a voodoo doll with the owner dudes pic on it.
Then torture it with very sharp needles. Punch/kick/strangle/burn it and scream obscenities. The options are endless :D

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 03:13 pm (UTC)

I would, except that since I believe in the "what you do comes back to you times three", it would probably not work.

I'll just glare at him a lot.

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firehead30 on September 22nd, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC)

Here is Brian with Coffee, he told me he was gonna bring his sledge hammer too, and Justin said he would like draw some art and queen out on whomerver's ass that needed to be queened out on.

This is bull shit.

*huggles you and glares at anyone who fucks with you*

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vl_redreign on September 22nd, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)

Such bullshit.

Dude...I'm just gonna go with it. We'll see how it goes. He's gonna need to understand that having two properties, with one undergoing a major inspection, the other one is gonna suffer a bit.

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orlith on September 22nd, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)

Blech!! :(

*hugs you hard*

Travis

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