I made a post back on the 10th, where I asked God to please quit picking on me.

Seems that s/he decided to pick on my flist instead.

Anyone else notice that this month has been remarkably fucked up?

Now I know why.

MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE.

Do I know this for a fact? No. But do you have a better explanation?

Go ahead, I'll wait.

*crickets*

And yes, I did have an inspection today, and yes, a resident did pick today to bring as much drama as humanly possible to me a half hour before the inspectors showed up, what of it? What I wanted to say to him was, "That's what your dumb ass gets for fucking with that round-the-way girl!!"

I am tired, hungry and have a headache.

Please, have mercy.