Previous | Memories | Tell a Friend | Next
 
vlredreign
vl_redreign
24 June 2009 @ 06:17 pm
Hot damn, I just figured it out!!!  
I made a post back on the 10th, where I asked God to please quit picking on me.

Seems that s/he decided to pick on my flist instead.

Anyone else notice that this month has been remarkably fucked up?

Now I know why.

MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE.

Do I know this for a fact? No. But do you have a better explanation?

Go ahead, I'll wait.

*crickets*

And yes, I did have an inspection today, and yes, a resident did pick today to bring as much drama as humanly possible to me a half hour before the inspectors showed up, what of it? What I wanted to say to him was, "That's what your dumb ass gets for fucking with that round-the-way girl!!"

I am tired, hungry and have a headache.

Please, have mercy.
Tags:
 
24 Spanks | Spank Me
 
( Post a new comment )
happier_bunny: b/j 204 loft hug[info]happier_bunny on June 24th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
MERCY!
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: B/J hug 121[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
Mistress, the stars are fucking with me!!!! Make them stop!!!!

Can I file a restraining order against the universe?
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
Suze[info]suze_y on June 24th, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
Sounds logical to me. *hands you a sandwich, cup of tea, aspirin, and blankie*
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Brian thanks[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
*bites into sammich*

Fanks!!!
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
outlander: WTF Brian anim[info]outlander on June 24th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Works for Me.
Something is certainly fucking with us.
*rubs red's temples with lavender oil*
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Justin tired[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, that sounds heavenly!!!

*rests weary head in your lap*
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
outlander: *{hugs}*[info]outlander on June 24th, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
*puts your feet up on a fluffy pillow*
*turns on The Chrystal Method down low*
*puts Aaaaamazing Sex on continuous loop*

Feeling better yet darling?
Kills my headaches every time. :)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: B/J Yes 511[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
I think I wanna marry you.

*gets really comfy*
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
Celandine's Chronicle: drink[info]celandineb on June 24th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
{{hugs}}

*sends virtual booze*
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Cosmo Martini[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC)
Ah, bless you!

My Russian maintenance guy had no vodka to give me, cause he doesn't drink. Is that even allowed???
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Celandine's Chronicle: drink[info]celandineb on June 24th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
Wait, Russian non-drinker? Isn't that like an oxymoron, like moral Republican?

*gives you another drink to compensate*
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnort*

Oh, did you see my fan letter to Gov Sanford at [info]forwardthinking? lol
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
Celandine's Chronicle: politics[info]celandineb on June 24th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
I did indeed! Excellent letter. *g*
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
sandid[info]sandid on June 24th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, it has been a srsly fucked up month.
Retrograde, huh,,,,

Go take something for the headache, eat, and get to bed. Tomorrow is another day, hopefully unfucked. :)
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Brian Why God[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
Mysterious Marilyn is always right!

I'm eating now, Advil next, then laying down.

Ah, you're having a bad month, too? WTF is up with that?!?!
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Link)
sandid[info]sandid on June 24th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
I know more than a few that are having a fucked up month....

I'm ready for July....
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
leela_cat[info]leela_cat on June 24th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
According to the holy Google-fu oracle, Mercury isn't in retrograde but Jupiter is.

*frowns*

Haven't a clue what that means, but it's clearly not pretty.

... offers mercy and choco-chip cookies.
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Cat eated my cookie[info]vl_redreign on June 24th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
Aha!!!

The Mercury in retrograde is from a Queer As Folk episode, where the local drag queen psychic, Mysterious Marilyn warned everyone not to plan anything, because Mercury was in retrograde. Consequently, everything everyone did got fucked up one way or another.

Thanks for the cookies!!!
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
firehead: Ben reading[info]firehead30 on June 25th, 2009 08:34 am (UTC)
Hasn't the universe figured out that it's not supposed to fuck iwth you. Where is Neo when you need him!
(Reply) (Thread) (Link)
vlredreign: Neo shoot me again[info]vl_redreign on June 25th, 2009 10:07 am (UTC)
You know?!?!?

Seriously, the machines can wait. Neo, get your ass back here!!!
(Reply) (Parent) (Link)
nerilka24: b_rollingjoint[info]nerilka24 on June 25th, 2009 10:38 am (UTC)
June has been a seriously fucked up month. But I have one solution - you only have to get through the next few days as quickly as possible and July will be here.

*sends hugs and Bach rescue remedy*
(Reply) (Link)
Michi: Fairy Dust[info]michira_70 on June 25th, 2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
Fuck this month!! Mine was for shit too!!

I think we could use some FAIRY DUST
(Reply) (Link)
dls: Tied up - hot[info]dirtylttlescret on June 25th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
You need a drink. And some hot men.
(Reply) (Link)
anaquana: explode[info]anaquana on June 25th, 2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!

Well, as someone else pointed out, Mercury is not in retrograde, and the winged little fucker generally only fucks up communication issues when he's flying ass backwards. :D

However, yes, this month has royally sucked for just about everyone I know.

I think we all need to demand that the gods give us a non-fucked up re-do of this month.
(Reply) (Link)