You know I'm gonna be late for my own burning ceremony, right?


Sorry, Ali!!!

I did manage to be on time for Eeyore, though.

So I bought a hot guy as a peace offering.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, alisanne & eeyore9990!!

I love you, I adore you, but I ain't writing porn.

Maybe later. :D

Maybe before you both hit 50. ♥

Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac Dead At 50

I'd read that he was admitted into the hospital earlier this week. This is shocking.

I remember the first time I saw him, years ago on Def Comendy Jam. It was his first national exposure. I died laughing. He had that old school style mixed with the edgier urban comedy that was becoming popular at the time.

But the clip below is from his return to Def Comedy Jam. It's one of his best.



Bye, Bernie, you will be missed.

Okay, here's the meme thingy for IJ. The first one was for LJ, so if you didn't see your name, it's cause you never commented on my LJ. :D

( Who comments the most on this journal? )

So here's that Comments meme thingie. I was just curious.

( Who comments the most on this journal? )

That's a lot of people! Although there is at least one that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire, but...

It's my beloved artist, Whedon-whore, Swedish bitch badbadpixie's birthday today!!!

She's prolly sleeping, but this will be here when she wakes. Meanwhile, you guys can stare at one of her favorite scenes with Brian.


PROUD

Pixie is a fantastic mom, graphic artist, Bitch and friend. The best thing I ever did was the day I emailed her and asked if she would help firehead30 and me do something for callie89's birthday last year. That one email led to two, then three, then a daily routine that continues to today. Pixie isn't one to bitch much, but she's really good at listening to the rest of us do it. Then, she'll give you some little bit of down home wisdom, and you end up going, "yeah, you're absolutely right." It's a wonderful thing to have someone in your life that gets you that way. And Pixie does.

Love you, Pixie!! Glad you're home, and hope you had a wonderful day!!!!!

I LOVE YOU LIEK JUSTIN LOVES BRIAN'S DICK UP HIS ASS!!!!!

As a token of appreciation for my donation to Equality California, and as part of her special way of giving to the Live, Love And Marry effort, the_minx_17 wrote me the most fabulous Harry/Kingsley dabble, complete with long hair, black gown and a very special pair of shoes.

GO!!! READ IT!!!! And give her loves, like I did!!!

Well, not exactly like I did...that's for us alone. :D

Losing Control

You Are 12% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

Let me answer in the words of Armand, the vampire played by Antonio Banderas:

"But you asked the wrong questions."

I USED to be really girly, but then I got married and had kids. Don't need to go out and strut my stuff anymore. Too tired to give a shit. :D

On the boyish side, I liked climbing trees, playing in the mud, riding my skateboard (I got nailed by the vice-principal senior year for riding it down the hallway), face-planted into a STOP sign on my bike (it was either that or go through the back of a VW...I chose the STOP sign)...umm...joined the Navy and was stationed on a ship full of guys, could out-swear any sailor around...

Okay, yeah, not very girly.

You know those ads you get above your inbox on Yahoo?

So there was this really cute pair of shoes, and I clicked on the link.

Just my luck. They're at Saks.

They're Chistian Louboutins.

They're 700 DOLLARS.

That's my truck payment.



*sobs*

I don't do this often, but you guys gotta go see the gorgeous banner brianslave68 made!

It's...wow. One simple image made beautiful. Go see!! Tell her I sent you!

Okay, I'm giving everyone a heads up. Time to get your smut on!!


banner takes you to the asylum

I will be pimping this enough to annoy you. Cause I do things like that.

Plus, my darling the_minx_17 asked me to, and I'll do anything she wants me to. You know, within reason.

Or manageable pain levels. :D

QAF, don't let me down!!!

So, the power went out about two hours ago.

My laptop battery lasts about an hour and 15, cause I had it on the highest setting. And no wireless, cause no signal.

No AC.

Did I mention it's hotter than the seventh circle of hell???

So the last time I called PG&E (Pacific Gas & Electric), they said 7am.

Tomorrow.

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

So I had 14 minutes left on my battery, and thank you lord, the power came back!!!

The rowdy little ankle-biters have gone home to annoy their parents instead of me, the AC is on, the man is watching the season premiere of Burn Notice...I'm good now.

I'm such a whiny-ass, huh?

I'm defriending anyone that answers that.

Okay, you know what? I’ve had about enough of this shit.

I jokingly told some friends that “my fandom is full of divas.” Cause let’s face it, it is.

That does not mean you get to shit on someone else, or storm off in a huff when you get called on your shit, okay?

( Enter at your own risk, serious wankange ahead )

ETA: I just got home from work, where I was when I posted this, and it occurred to me that some people may not know what caused this. Suffice it to say that I'm talking about a fairly new comm. Let me also add that what happened was totally not cool, and I hope that the people involved find a way to resolve this. Maybe they can, maybe not. But hopefully this will serve as a reminder that there are real people behind these journals, and they have feelings, too.

I spoke to happier_bunny last night and told her that I thought that the IJ Pride Day should be extended until Friday.

She agreed.

Post on!!!

Grab your Skittles and Taste The Rainbow!!!

ETA: happier_bunny gave me the link to all the cool Pride stuff. So, here you go!!

Master list of Pride goodies!

Gakked from sidhe

Your result for The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test...

Elf

Take The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test at HelloQuizzy

You doubted this??

In honor of the First Annual Fandom-wide Brian/Justin Cuddle Theme Day, I was forced inspired by not_yet_defined to write this.

Actually, happier_bunny asked me to.

Ny said "MAKE IT HAPPEN!!"

So, umm....yeah.

So the idea is, Brian doesn't cuddle. Cause it's lame and lesbianic.

Brian, as we all know, is full of shit.

Follow me after the cut to see just how much Brian doesn't cuddle.

( A Cuddle Drabble, beware, snark ahead! )